Our homily today comes from Interneticus Chapter 2, verse 24.
And lo, they walked in the darkness for 49 days and 49 nights- neither hearing nor seeing anything of the outside world.
Finally, the Powers that Be sent the Archangel Mike to deliver them into the Light.
Yea verily, on the 50th day of their exile the cable didst cross from the outside of the house to the inside of the house
*and there was internet*
*and it was Good*
We will fear no more the screen that doeth proclaim "Limited or no connectivity", nor will we turn in shame and disappointment from our computers.
BECAUSE I'M BACK, MY PRETTIES- AND BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO D0- HOW DARE THE UNIVERSE VOMIT UP ALL SORTS OF OUTRAGEOUS SHIT FOR ME TO FUME ABOUT WHEN I HAD NO WAY TO DO SO
*Amen*
Glad you are back! Can't wait to hear what's on your mind..;j
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