So I voted today.
Walked into our tiny precinct for the primary run-off election and there were the two tables- one marked Republican and one marked Democrat.
The lady at the Republican table asked me how I was voting and I pointed to the Democrat table lady.
There was an instantaneous air of shock in the room. "Really?" the three elderly ladies (honestly not older than me) looked at me with heads cocked to one side, like they were trying to get me into focus. I spun around as gracefully as my pear-shape allows but think I pulled it off pretty well thanks to my colorful sari skirt and hippie-braided rainbow hair, finishing off with a flourish of arms in the air.
"Are you sure? You know there's only one thing on that ballot- there are LOTS of things to vote for on the Republican ballot."
I said, "I can vote Republican even if I'm a Democrat?"
"Sure! You can vote however you like!" *sweet smile*
Wait a second. "How many Democrats have voted here today?"
The lady at the D table hesitated and said, "Well...none. I don't usually do this (her badge said she's really one of our municipal judges) and they told me I wouldn't have to do anything but sit in the chair all day- I don't even know what to do."
I really, really wanted to vote against that idiotic dangerous old bat Mary Lou "Obama was a gay prostitute to pay for his drugs" Bruhner as head of the state school board. Really. It would've meant me voting R today. Just today. The ladies at the R table beckoned- smiling, waving that ballot with her name on it...
I made the lady at the D table learn how to check someone in, saying, "Ya'll must've been expecting me- when I first moved here 20-plus years ago, they didn't even have a person in that chair- it was a potted plant." *Nervous laughter*
I took my voting machine code from the young man who was probably fulfilling some sort of community service civics thing- high school age, MAYBE college age. This was, I'm positive, the most excitement he'd seen all day.
So I voted Democrat and in the Athens paper when they list the election totals by party there will show TWO STINKING DEMOCRATS VOTED IN BROWNSBORO---including Ward, who is voting later today. It shall not show that Brownsboro TX voted 100% Red. Shall. Not.
I told the lady at the D table that my husband would be in, and to remember how to check him in. I told them all that in two years our son will be voting Democrat, too.
On my way out the door, I took one more spin and said, "Yep! We're taking over!" and the laughter stopped.
The young man smiled, winked and gave me a quick, secretive thumbs-up.
Can't blame him, really. He's stuck there till 7pm with three actual dinosaurs.
Change is comin', darlin'. One crazy old rainbow-haired hippie at a time.